The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Funniest grad write up in my yearbook bahaha.
he just became like 50% carrot
I’m bustin you outta this joint
people who call it soccer smh
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Batman v Superman looks amazing
The gays are angry
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth