Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face
Feed me the child
The first sacrifice
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER
A wooden door stuffed with cocaine
Frogs in a film canister
Cocaine disguised as candy
Cats filled with opium
Snake in a clay pot
A gecko in a false book
A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey
A METRIC TON OF WEED
i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated
Orange you glad it’s not a bananait happened
I love this contest
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG
ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves
Love at first sight is dangerous.
This is so cool.
its a metaphor
I’m glad they kept the most important thing that was in Brawl.
In fact, they improved it.
When your parents try to act cool around your friends like
friend: guess what????
friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!